chaiwala to a girl

bholi si surat

ankhon mein masti

door khadi sharmain

hay hay

the girl slaps the chaiwala and answers him:-

kali si surat

haath mein kithli

jor se chilaye

chay chay.

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ramesh:-  raj today first time i  got up bcoz of my alarm.

raj:- oh really how so?

ramesh:- my wife threwed it towards me

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comedy songs:-

bazigar oh bazigar

tu hain bada carpenter

usne dil mera thoda

tune fevicol se joda

bazigar oh bazigar

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exams pass aye dil gabraye

teacher na jane kya paper banaye

ab toh mera pen rukh rukh ke chalta hain

kya karu haye kuch nahi ata hain