"Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE ".
"Santa asked Banta the
full form of MATHS
Banta- Mentally affected
teachers harassing students."
"Santa was drawing money
from ATM. Banta, who was
just behind him in the line said-
I've seen your password. It’s ****.
Santa- You are wrong. It’s 1394".
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"Santa- Telephone's ringing.
Why don't you answer it?
Banta- Why should I?
I don't know who is calling".
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"Santa was standing below a tube
light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him
that the dinner should be LIGHT".
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