Man: Sardarji where were u born

Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?

Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,

whole body was born in punjab".

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Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha

"Akal badhi ya bhais ?"

Sardar bola "Sir pehle date of birth to

batao".

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Why was sardarji writing the exam near

the door?

Because it was an entrance exam.

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Banta's son: Dad there is some one

on the door to collect donations for a

swimming pool.

Banta: Give him a glass of water.

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Santa: I am a proud sardar,

 my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really? What is he studying?

Santa: He is not studying.

They are studying him.