Ye kala rang aapka khuda

ki dein hai...woh to til bana

raha tha ki syahi phisal gayi!

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Santa:I tried calling you up

so many times. I always got

a message saying, "Switched off".

Banta: Nahi Pape that’s my 'Hello Tune'

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Four hightech sardar inventions:
-Waterproof towel
-Solar powered torch
-Book on how to read
-Pedal powered wheel chair.

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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha

"Yaar tu hamesha foreign channel

kyun dekhta rehta hai?" 

Sardar : "Yaar kuch bijli unki

bhi kharcha hone do."

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Why did sardar cut the sides

 of the capsule before taking it?

To avoid side effects!

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Sardar ke bagiche mein bahut ped the.

 Sardar ne naukar se bola pedon

ko pani dal. ]

Naukar bola "Sahib barish ho rahi hai"

Sardar : Buddhu chatri pakdke dal na".